Eggs for
breakfast
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Because of an egg, or
rather because I was served six fried eggs for breakfast, I decided to take the
notes that I hoped would one day become a book on French food and use them as a
source for this blog’s posts. In these posts, I try to show the enjoyment that
goes with authentic French cuisine, along with some of its history and the
people involved. Of course, I have included translations and commentary for
relevant French menu listings. In my posts, I also make occasional suggestions
so that others may avoid similar distractions to those I occasionally
encounter.
N.B. If you are
looking at this post for tips on ordering breakfast in France, there is another
post that is more to the point: Ordering
Breakfast in France; the French Breakfast Menu.
As long as I can
remember, I have loved French cuisine, and for even longer, I have had a
terrible memory for names; unfortunately, that includes the names of some
outstanding French dishes. I partly solved that problem years ago by
keeping notes with the names and translations of dishes that I had truly
enjoyed. Later, I would add comments on the way a dish was served, along
with any revelations encountered when ordering the dish a second time. I
also kept notes on my experiences in the USA, Italy, Japan, China, and
elsewhere. However, there was more than enough input for a book on my first
love, French cuisine. A small part of that unpublished book is now
accessible as posts in this blog.
A memorable, though
less than world-transforming confusion at breakfast, in a French café, brought
about this blog on French foods, and specifically this post. I had ordered
fried eggs many times in France. Now I learned, the hard way, that there
is, in France, a right way and a wrong way to order two fried eggs.

Œuf au plat - One fried egg.
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Now to the story of
what actually happened at breakfast:
My French may be
lacking, I may have ordered my breakfast incorrectly, but tell me, what purpose
does serving anyone six fried eggs for breakfast serve? To read
about my experience in ordering two fried eggs, read on. Those six fried
eggs were the raison d’être, the reason for, or the reason behind, this blog's
existence.

Œufs au plat - Two fried eggs.
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I entered a small and
seemingly charming Parisian side-street café while
preparing myself mentally for my first breakfast on this trip to Paris. I knew
that I would enjoy a mouthwatering breakfast of perfectly fried eggs
accompanied by a fresh baguette and butter.
A perfect croissant and a café au lait would follow all. I
chose a table, sat down and without waiting, a seemingly pleasant waitress
appeared, said bonjour and presented a breakfast menu, with an English
translation. What could go wrong? In many French cafés, I have
ordered two fried eggs, which are almost always on French menus as Œufs au
Plat, and so they were in this café. Five minutes later, the waitress
reappeared, and without too much thought, I ordered deux œufs au plat.
I have made that same order many, many times in France and have always been
served two fried eggs. Now, however, was the time for my educational
update on the correct usage of the French language. Within five minutes,
I was served with two plates, each with three fried eggs.
Querying the serving
of six fried eggs when I had ordered deux œufs au plat resulted in the
following explanation from a suddenly stern waitress. Minutes before, she had
greeted me pleasantly enough, but now I realized that she had obviously exited
the wrong side of the bed that day.
She said, in French:
"Œufs au plat
translates as fried eggs, that is the plural, and everyone knows that. Œufs
are the plural, œuf is the singular! Therefore, when you ordered deux
œufs au plat, that clearly showed me that you wanted two portions, four
eggs in all. If all you had wanted was one portion, then you should have
ordered the exact menu item, specifically Œufs au Plat, omitting the
word deux, which means two.”
Remember the waitress.
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What could I
say? I said: " !&*#^#”, though I did say it under my
breath. The stern waitress continued: “Everyone in Paris also
knows that in this café, when you order two fried eggs, you will be served
three eggs: that is three for the price of two. You have received two portions
of three fried eggs, exactly as ordered.”
What could I
say? I said: " !&*#^#”, though I did say it under my
breath. The stern waitress continued: “Everyone in Paris also
knows that in this café, when you order two fried eggs, you will be served
three eggs: that is three for the price of two. You have received two portions
of three fried eggs, exactly as ordered.”

Maybe
it was this café, at 8:30am?
It
is obviously popular and well known to all Parisians.
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courtesy of Let Ideas compete.
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On the upside, the
eggs did come as I had expected, perfectly fried with two portions of freshly
sliced baguette and butter on the side. The moral of this story is that if you
are in France and watching your cholesterol, be careful, learn better French, and
think about counting your eggs before they are fried.
Eggs being fried for those who order their eggs in bad French.
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My notes on menu
translations and dining experiences had long been used to jog my memory when I
recognized a dish but could not remember its translation. With my
notes, I could translate any dish's name, how it was served and what made the
dish special. I could offer my knowledge to friends, business colleagues, and
family, or to whoever I was dining with. After this experience and a few
others, I realized that out there in the world, there may be others who might
end up with six fried eggs for breakfast. I decided to make sure the news
got out, and so the process of writing the book began, along with a blog on
French cuisine.
A few examples of eggs
on a French breakfast menu:
Œufs au Plat – Two fried eggs.
Œufs Brouillés – Scrambled eggs.
Œufs Pochés, Lard Grillé – Two poached eggs and grilled bacon. (In French lard and bacon are used interchangeably and both mean bacon).
Œufs Sur le Plat – Two fried eggs; the same as œufs au plat.
Œufs au Plat au Bacon or Œufs au Plat au Lard
Two fried eggs with bacon.
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